Review: The Crash Pad
The Crash Pad
Grade: A
This new DVD by Blowfish is causing a stir in the panties of queer community, and I can see why. It's got exciting, shamelessly smutty sex from beginng to end - and the sex is queerer than any other DVD I've ever seen.
The storyline is weak, but it serves a purpose. If you need to know why all these hot girls are fucking - it's because they've got a key to the "Crash Pad" - a secret apartment furnished with plush couches and a bed that magicly changes it's own sheets, so it seems. They can only use the key seven times, but you only need to go once to know what it's all about - a "panty-dropping good time!"
You'll be forgiving the bare bones pretense of a storyline as soon as you see what actually happens when you "get the key." The first scene has two butches fucking a sky-high femme while another girl watches, entruiged. The femme's orgasm is surreal, and the butches look absolutly exausted (and thrilled) by the end of the scene.
My favorite scene, hands down (my pants), is the perfect match of Jiz and Shawn, who fuck the shit (and cum, apparently!) out of each other after a boi-on-boi wrestling match. These two are so cute and sweet, even as they beat the crap out of each other - it's this kind of documentation of our community's sex lives that I wanto see more of in and oout of porn - but especially in!
There's more fucking, squirting, and lesbian cock-sucking in this video than I have ever seen in my life. And, that's saying quite a bit!!! Not to mention, most of the actors are in real-life relationships, something I truely admire!
It's my personal pleasure to release a special secret about the No Fauxxx DVD, coming out on Blowfish: Immediatly after I watched the Crash Pad for the first time, I was absolutly crushed out on Jiz and Shawn. And there, in my e-mail inbox, was an e-mail from Jiz, asking to be in my DVD! So - you'll be seeing Jiz and Shawn on No Fauxxx shortly!!!
So watch The Crash Pad, produced by Pink & White Productions, directed by Shiner Louise Houston, and distributed by Blowfish.
Grade: A
This new DVD by Blowfish is causing a stir in the panties of queer community, and I can see why. It's got exciting, shamelessly smutty sex from beginng to end - and the sex is queerer than any other DVD I've ever seen.
The storyline is weak, but it serves a purpose. If you need to know why all these hot girls are fucking - it's because they've got a key to the "Crash Pad" - a secret apartment furnished with plush couches and a bed that magicly changes it's own sheets, so it seems. They can only use the key seven times, but you only need to go once to know what it's all about - a "panty-dropping good time!"
You'll be forgiving the bare bones pretense of a storyline as soon as you see what actually happens when you "get the key." The first scene has two butches fucking a sky-high femme while another girl watches, entruiged. The femme's orgasm is surreal, and the butches look absolutly exausted (and thrilled) by the end of the scene.
My favorite scene, hands down (my pants), is the perfect match of Jiz and Shawn, who fuck the shit (and cum, apparently!) out of each other after a boi-on-boi wrestling match. These two are so cute and sweet, even as they beat the crap out of each other - it's this kind of documentation of our community's sex lives that I wanto see more of in and oout of porn - but especially in!
There's more fucking, squirting, and lesbian cock-sucking in this video than I have ever seen in my life. And, that's saying quite a bit!!! Not to mention, most of the actors are in real-life relationships, something I truely admire!
It's my personal pleasure to release a special secret about the No Fauxxx DVD, coming out on Blowfish: Immediatly after I watched the Crash Pad for the first time, I was absolutly crushed out on Jiz and Shawn. And there, in my e-mail inbox, was an e-mail from Jiz, asking to be in my DVD! So - you'll be seeing Jiz and Shawn on No Fauxxx shortly!!!
So watch The Crash Pad, produced by Pink & White Productions, directed by Shiner Louise Houston, and distributed by Blowfish.
1 Comments:
I had that ordered, but it took so long from the time that you could preorder it that when it came out my checking account was insufficient. Don't you hate that?
Someday though...
It will be mine...
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